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Excuse: melting hard drives

Please don't laugh too much!

This is a story about a very sad guy who doesn't have a real life and needs to learn English language ;-)

He tried to establish a contact with someone...

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:29:17 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: who are u?
To: bunker [AT] uni.it
 
Hola!

U are really a girl? because your name suggest to think this...


Johnatan

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:07:21 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: hey answer?
To: bunker [AT] uni.it
 
Hey!

I thought guys like u read his own email all day. 
How the life in rome btw? 
I heard that the italian ppls gypsy fuckers and they dumb 
to the IT too. Is that right?

Johnatan

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:26:40 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: heya from sweden
To: bunker [AT] uni.it
 
u stupid piece of shit at least read your fucking mailbox 
you motherfucker pussy...

I asked some question and if u wont answer from
arrogancy I gut you

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:28:58 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: just fucked up big time
To: bunker [AT] fastwebnet.it
 
I will sleep 6h so if I woke up and the progz will not
be in my mailbox u need to face with  the consequences
u cunt.,,

regards

Johnatan

To: bunker [AT] uni.it
Subject: [SPAM] andrea = pussy u fag or what?
From: Johnatan <pwnzoid [AT] microsoft.com>
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:36:14 +0300
 
I told u read your fucking email did I?
here is what u deserve and next time think 2x 
before u skipping me asshole.

And change your fag name at least when u talk to me.

So read back and find my mail u useless shit.

regards,

Johnatan

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:50:19 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: where is it?
To: bunker [AT] fastwebnet.it
 
u fuck where is the code? I fuck your wife and kill
your fucking daughter if u don't write it now u pussy
chickenshit asshole.

Johnatan

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:44:08 -0800 (PST)
From: John D <sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com>
Subject: where is the program
To: bunker [AT] fastwebnet.it
 
u fucker I just learn urllib2 which is a shit like u 

send me the program now!

ROTFL!
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:27:40 -0800
To: <bunker [AT] fastwebnet.it>
Subject: Re: Mail bombing from sf49erslvr2000 [AT] yahoo.com
From: Yahoo! Mail <abuse [AT] yahoo.com>
Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Mail.

In this particular case, we have taken appropriate action 
against the Yahoo! account in question, as per our Terms 
of Service (TOS).
For further details about the Yahoo! TOS, you can visit:
http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/

Please know that Yahoo! is unable to disclose the action 
taken on another user's account with a third party.
We are not able to make exceptions to this rule.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Customer Care.

Regards,

Anthony

Yahoo! Customer Care

Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:16:12 +0000 (GMT)
From: geoxamd [AT] optonline.net
Subject: rawlab
To: bunker [AT] fastwebnet.it
 
Hi!Or ratlab? U know I sick of these stupid fuckers like you. 
Playing the bigball IT manager h4x0r shit all day when 
they don't know shit. Your rawlab page pathetic. 
I'v seen lot of fuckers whos put a "lab" word behind 
his stolen / fabricated code and thought they have balls on 
the net cuz they get a fanxy v6 host and sit on irc. 
I hate them and I work on it that such a scum people like 
them or u disappear from the net.Remove the "lab" word 
either from your page from your domain or I piss down to 
your throat and beat your fucking head to the ground.
Johnatan

From: Zero X <zero_x_101 [AT] hotmail.com>
To: <andrea.purificato [AT] fastwebnet.it>
Subject: say hi
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:44:10 -0500
 
Hi andrea pussy!My friend johnatan told me how good
exploit writer u are who wank off day by day to post his 
shit to milw0rm.Are u a team player andi? :DZeroX

Dulcis in fundo
Another infantile action done by this stupid man: http://lumastav.kvalitne.cz/praha/a/bunker.html

--> robinh00d (n=snurglew@sense-sea-MegaSub-1-209.oz.net) has joined #perl.it
<robinh00d> sup fuckers
<robinh00d> where is andrea bunker pussyficato?
<robinh00d> the perl and exploiting godess
<robinh00d> :D
<robinh00d> i dont know why do i hate the italians
<robinh00d> maybe cuz they dumb fucking cunts
<robinh00d> all of them
<robinh00d> cant really do any meaningless only multiplying like rabbits
<robinh00d> dont suprise me that gypsys come from italy and romania
<robinh00d> the 2 scum country
<robinh00d> so hang up yoursleves
<robinh00d> sooner is the better
<-- robinh00d has quit ("CGI:IRC 0.4.2 [EOF]")

--> robinhood (n=robinhoo@sense-sea-MegaSub-1-209.oz.net) has joined #alcool
<robinhood>> hi bunker
<robinhood>> whats this? u just learn banning?
<robinhood>> :D
<robinhood>> btw how did u like the "new" bunker hw
<robinhood>> hq
<bunker> yawn
<robinhood>> I see u already removed it from the topic :S
<robinhood>> u tried to hack the webacc at least?
<robinhood>> yawn?
<robinhood>> next time maybe u learn some decency
<robinhood>> and answer to my fucking mails faster
<robinhood>> and maybe u can avoid other pages happen like that one
<robinhood>> btw my friends laugh so good on it
<robinhood>> on you
<robinhood>> it was really enjoying
<robinhood>> I think it worth 10 min from my life to make that page
<robinhood>> :D
<robinhood>> see you later
<-- <robinhood> has quit ("CGI:IRC 0.4.2 [EOF]")

He's not dead!
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:06:52 +0200
From: "Jeremy Lang" <jermthegerm [at] gmail.com>
To: andrea.purificato [at] gmail.com
Subject: request ASAP
 
Hi!

I hope I was clear at last time about what kind of work do I expect from you
bunker.
I have other tasks for u:

-i need more than 5 rooted boxes on DMZs ( long time ) for scanning
- there is a php curl ebook outside which ungettable for free, you will buy
it with ( wrote 2 program, for ebay and for paypal accounts to testing )
- I need access to private hash cracking services like
rainbowshitonline.cometc etc, I'm sure you can buy some with dumps

I need this asap, which means you need to start work. I willing to give u
PPs amazons ebay accs for exchange. Be a good boy this time, otherwise there
will be consequences like last time.


Regards,

Johnatan

Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:09:22 +0200
From: "Jeremy Lang" <jermthegerm [at] gmail.com>
To: andrea.purificato [at] gmail.com
Subject: sup pussyficanto
 
OK asshole I told you asap, and I don't see any fucking result. You have 48
hrs from now to complete my requests, if not then I will fuck with you until
u shit to your pens.

Regards,

Johnatan

This narration will continue in the next episode...